The fact that you have made it to the second paragraph shows you are a pathetic little worm. Any real man would have moved on by now. But not you and your little nub. Oh I know you play with it, all the time hoping that you can stretch it? NOT A CHANCE!
Dont worry your not completely useless. You are my new clean up boy and crap catcher, suck it up. ALL OF IT!!! Only a real man knows how to satisfy a wild ass bitch like me. And it's sure not you!